- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

will you like this joke my sources say no

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Whats two plus two Four!

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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