- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

France had one revolution

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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