- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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