Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

womans having rights.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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