"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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