Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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cory is gay

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Denard Robinson

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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