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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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