- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

like most people my age. im 27

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Knock knock. Its open.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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