- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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