Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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