- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Eric is gay Ha

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??