- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

My mom

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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