- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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