- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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