- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A fat guy!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you call double A's? Batteries

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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