How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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