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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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