Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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can you touch your toes? no

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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