- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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