Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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