A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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