-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Who wants water? I do.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Roses are red, yup.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Asian women drivers...

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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