- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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