- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Knock Knock No solicitors

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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