- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

I Have a Black Friend

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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