- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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