- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A woman walks into a bar.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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