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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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