- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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