A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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