- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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