Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

 

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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