What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Penis chickens

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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