the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

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