- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

I'm rick james bitch

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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