- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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