Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What is the difference?

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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