Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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