What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's brown an sticky Shit

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Good job, son.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What is funnier then 25 9/11

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...