Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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