- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

deez nuts

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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