- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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