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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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