- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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