Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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