- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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