Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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