- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Im cute hehehee

the WNBA.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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