- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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