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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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