Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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