- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

women's rights

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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