What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Refridgerator.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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