- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A black man walks out of a police station

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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