- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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