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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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