Golf.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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