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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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