- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I just threw up..In my pants.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Grace Ackerson

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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