- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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