- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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