What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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