write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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penis in the camel

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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black people swimming

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Anti Joke

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