Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A jew enters a mall.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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