- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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