Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What is funnier then 25 9/11

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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