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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What fires shots? A gun

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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