- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A praying mantis is very graceful

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Happy Monday!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Mahmy

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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