What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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How about that airline food?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Penis

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