Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Justin Bieber

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Please ignore this statement.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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