I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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