Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

eoin burgin is fat

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