- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.