What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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