Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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