Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Men's rights

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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