- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why are white people white? I don't know

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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