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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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