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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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