Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Smelly Indians.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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