- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red poo is poo

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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