- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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