- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Women's Rights

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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