How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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I am quite mature.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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your face

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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