People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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