Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

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