- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I wrote a funny joke.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

9/11 my birthday

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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