What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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