- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke