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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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