- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Knock Knock.

Equal rights!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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