- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

the sky is green no it is not

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

dyslexic's Untie

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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